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Dukes and Dutchesses
I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself.

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merosse:

If u see a guy with long hair he’s either gorgeous or fucking weird and the answer lays in what type of shoe he’s wearing

This is the best post I’ve ever read

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succeeding:

my aunt tried to make heart shaped cookies and they all came out looking like tiny penises im laughing so hard

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the-king-of-butts:

how did i even live with the reblog button at the top of the post

(Source: warmcrotch, via t-r-e-a-s-u-r-e-d)

consulting-criminal-fan:

Shaving your legs. More like yoga in the shower with razor blades.

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