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Dukes and Dutchesses
I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself.

allhailthehutch:

Taking naked pictures of yourself does not make you a bad person. People who share them without your permission are bad people.

(via sexcake)

anneboleyns:

"but officer they were fucking with my clique"

(via sexcake)

yoshio-yoshida:

Oh my god youre straight? I had no idea. You seem normal to me. Did you know that Sara is straight to? You two should totally hook up. I cant believe youre straight. You could be my straight best friend. We could go to football games together. Itll be so much fun. So like how long have you been straight? Youre whole life!? No way.

(via ladiess-and-gentlemen)

plzstic:

diancie:

I wish Black Widow was sung by Nicki and Rihanna instead of their knockoffs.

Omg

(via sexcake)

modestmgmtofficial:

my sister’s view on one direction’s fashion sense:

  • louis: “smoked weed once and won’t let anyone forget it”
  • zayn: “posh college student ft. laid back beyonce”
  • harry: “hippie mom that’s a little too happy about being pregnant”
  • niall: “frat boy… might’ve sucked some dick but no one judges him”
  • liam: “he looks like he’s about to get into a rap battle”

(via fuckyeahharrystyles)

petalpistols:

okay if we’re mutuals u can

  • ask for my phone number
  • snapchat
  • instagram
  • facebook
  • skype
  • kik

this has been a psa thank u

(via sexcake)

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bigmacmami:

Yeah wtf y’all ain’t that special

letsfuckaroundthatswhatwedo:

I have so many ugly pictures of my friends purely stored for revenge

(Source: skittlevodka, via ladiess-and-gentlemen)

angrychickpea:

i find it funny that “i like big butts” has always been a well-liked song, but as soon as Nicki Minaj samples it and shows off her amazing ass in a video, suddenly OH MY GOD WHAT A SLUT PUT THAT AWAY

like, it’s okay for a guy to talk about how much he loves butts
but it’s not okay for women to love their own butts

funny how that works

(Source: , via sexcake)

afriiican:

*takes butt pic*
*admires butt pic*
Aight koo
*deletes butt pic*

(via sexcake)